Category: uninspirational quotes
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If loving you is wrong, I’d like to be partially incorrect.
This week, I'm going to give you some advice on romance. Now, I know what you're thinking. It's either A) How did I end up at this page when I was looking for videos of cats playing keyboards??? or B) Why on earth would J. M. Donellan be qualified to give relationship advice? He seems…
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UNINSPIRATIONAL QUOTES EPISODE #3
"The most urgent health problem in the developed world is obesity. The most urgent health problem in the developing world is starvation." "Either you motherfuckers need to start sharing those cheeseburgers or I am going to have to try and get Madonna to adopt me. Do you really want to live with that on…
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UNINSPIRATIONAL QUOTES EPISODE 2
"No matter how good you are at your job, there will always be someone much less talented than you making a lot more money." This might seem like cop out statement for an artist, but I feel it's never a bad idea to reiterate just how terrible the taste of the general public is. Just…
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UNINSPIRATIONAL QUOTES EPISODE 1
People of the world, these are times, no doubt about. In times such as these, such as they are, we need to stand together. Or possibly slightly apart, depending on the potency of the body odour of the comrade in closest proximity to you. However, regardless of exact geographical spacing, we must unite under the…