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  • I'll be signing copies of Dying in India (or some other book, if you prefer) on Friday the 9th of April at Dymocks Brisbane CBD, 12pm. Come along on your lunch break from the law firm, exotic pet store, extreme sports modelling agency or wherever the hell it is you work.

  • Black Cat books (179 Latrobe Terrace, Paddington) is having its grand opening this Friday from 5.30 – 7.30. I'll be there signing copies of Dying in India. You should come along and buy seventeen and a half copies. There will be champagne and cute girls with glasses. Any superior recipe for good times would have…

  • DYING IN DIGITAL

    Do you suffer from a debilitating fear of paper cuts? Were you raised in the lap of luxury in an environment which prevented you from acquiring peasant skills such as 'page turning?' Well fear no more! A Beginners Guide to Dying in India is now available as an e-book for your kindle or iphone!  Amaze…

  • THE GREATEST COMPETITION OF ALL TIME

    Oh hello there 2010, it's lovely to meet you. You know, me and your slightly older sister were very close, but I'm sure we'll get along just fine. I thought I'd kick off my first post for this year my announcing a competition. WHOEVER BRINGS ME THE HEAD OF STEVE FIELDING WILL RECEIVE UNTOLD RICHES.…

  • Here's an article I wrote for news unlimited called "6.5 writing tips." If you too, would like to slave away in front of the dull blue glow of your laptop for several years in order to produce some black marks on flat dead trees, then check it out: http://newsunlimited.com.au/?p=2305

  • It was a day that promised medicority, but did so with its fingers covertly crossed behind its back and its face illuminated by a roguish grin….