Category: Books

  • NEW DAN BROWN NOVEL LEAKED ON THE INTERNET!

    With less than one week until the highly anticipated release of Dan Brown’s new ‘novel’, millions of ‘readers’ around the world are bursting with expectation. The novel is a sequel to the Da Vinci code, which has been hailed as a publishing phenomenon and was the bestselling adult hardback of all time. (Editor’s note: this…

  • HOUSEMATE WANTED (OR: would you live here?)

    Oh hi. How are you? Reading the noticeboard huh? That’s nice, see anything good? Hey listen if you’re looking for a room then you could come and stay with us. No, seriously. For just $120 a week you could live at our place. It’s a really nice house, I mean, it’s not like a mansion…

  • PEOPLE (AND OBJECTS) I WOULD RATHER BE THAN DAN BROWN

    Often when I mention to people that I am a writer, their eyes light up and they say : "Oh! So you’re going to be the next Dan Brown!" Here, for the record, is a list of people and objects that I would RATHER be than the aforementioned ‘writer.’ THE MOULDY STRAWBERRY IN MY REFRIGERATOR…

  • A BOOK. ITS COVER.

    They say you shouldn’t judge a book by its cover, but lets face it, for most people their only other option is Oprah. Lord only knows the chances of me getting my book on that show are about as good as North Korea hosting the next Olympic games.    This would never happen. And if…

  • ULTIMATE COLLABORATIONS

    Recently I had the pleasure of being smacked in the face by the film RIP: a remix manifesto. I’ll leave you to investigate, remix and otherwise alter this film on your own, but it got me thinking about the nature and merits of collaboration. Have you ever been asked: ‘who would be in your ultimate…