Category: art
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UNINSPIRATIONAL QUOTES EPISODE 2
"No matter how good you are at your job, there will always be someone much less talented than you making a lot more money." This might seem like cop out statement for an artist, but I feel it's never a bad idea to reiterate just how terrible the taste of the general public is. Just…
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What NOT to wear this season (because you are cleary incapable of dressing yourself).
Remember when you were just a child and you lacked the requisite fine motor skills to button buttons, tie ties, lace laces or strap straps? Back then your mother, father, slightly drunken uncle Phil or fifteen-and-soon-to-be-pregnant-to-her-on-again-off-again-bricklayer-boyfriend Chantelle used to dress you. And looking at you now, perhaps that was for the best. Judging from your…
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I've temporarily adopted my disguise as a full-time worker in order to vanquish the debt demons and stock up on mi-goreng to get me through writing the next book. Don't worry though, I'll still be the same cynical hermit with mildly alcoholic tendencies. In the meantime I'll be appearing as part of Black Cat…
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My write up of the inaugural West End Film Festival: http://4zzzfm.wordpress.com/2010/04/04/west-end-film-festival-2010/
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CHARLES DARWIN VS 99 BOTTLES OF BEER
"Yeah, ah, gimmie…white russian, heavy on the Russian. Oh man, I need a kebab…HOLY CRAP I love this friggin' song! Wit my mind on my money and my money on my…Yo! Alexander that chick was sooooo checking you out…" This story has been lurking on my hard drive for a while, so I thought I'd…
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STUPID WEIGHTS MACHINE FOR JERKS
No one was more surprised than me when I managed to sell my crappy, possibly cursed guitar for a grand total of $40. Seriously, I would have paid someone to take that thing away from me. Sure it was a weird ad (you can view it here) but I sure as hell didn't expect queries…
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How to Turn Your Child Into a ninja-scientist-guitar-soloing-human rights champion in one easy step.
Last week I finished my first ever children’s novel, Zeb and the Great Ruckus. I don't want to give too much of the story away, but I can tell you it will feature the following: This is a story for parents who aren’t white picket fence upper middle class starbucks and sunday paper trim…
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10 of the Best Books Set in India (with its Multitudinous Mysteries)
Here's a list of books about/set in India I did for Flashlight Worthy books. I hope you enjoy it, but no so much that it inspires you to write your own novel because lord only knows I don't need the competition: http://www.flashlightworthybooks.com/Best-Books-About-India/583