Black Cat books (179 Latrobe Terrace, Paddington) is having its grand opening this Friday from 5.30 – 7.30. I'll be there signing copies of Dying in India. You should come along and buy seventeen and a half copies. There will be champagne and cute girls with glasses. Any superior recipe for good times would have to involve a surprise performance by the white stripes and monkeys juggling flaming chainsaws, whilst typing the collected works of Shakespeare.